Bemmi New Getup :D
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Innocent Assumption...!!!
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VodaFone Zoo Zoo Wallpapers
Best , funny Commercial Ads.. Loved them Lot... :) Click read more for more Pics
Xpressions Of Eggs
Friend Mail chesaru... Chaala baaga nacchayi ee pics ... so meeku nacchuthayi ani upload chesa.. Click read more for more pics
Awesome Photography
Old One... But much Funny...
ps: evvarini kinchaparachalani kaadhu :)
Telugu movie dialogues in english
1. No one by one sher khan! send hundred once - magadheera.
2. Forest mine hunting mine!- chirutha.
3. Veerashankar reddy!! if plant neglect pickout cut your neck- indra.
4. Pigs only come crowd,lion comes single - shivaji.
5. That man go this man,this man go that man,that man go my mothers husband like that for power anyone come aah?- chathrapathi.
6. Mothers promise horizontally cutt!!- aadhi.
7. You know guntur? i beat here there resound will come- deshamuduru.
8. Brother do you know fruit? phattt!!!! who beat head revolve ,mind blocks he is fruit - pokiri
satires On Celebrities n Film dailouges
Evvarini noppinchadaniki kaadhu.... Just for Fun anthey....
1) haddu daati kampu cheyyoddu.
Chiru, balayya mantesukunte bavalochhi chali kaasukunnaru
2)jr ntr: rey, ee simhadri meesam meedha chey vesthe, pataalam nunchi agni parvatham baddhalai paiki lesthundhi.............
punch: ohoo mari shave chesukuneppudu fire engine ki call chesthava prati roju?
3)Balakrishna : ne oorocha nee inti kocha nee nattintikocha
punch : bus charge kaavalani sutiga adagochugaa
4)CHIRU : syee antey seconu ku oka head thestaa ... indra indrasena reddy ..
punch:Thanx babu.....neelanti vaadikosame chusthunna.....ee chicken shop nuvve chusukovali inka
click read more for more PUNCHES :D
5)sr ntr from daana veera sura karna: emantivi emantivi?
punch: ee vinapadaleda?
6)HK : ee seetaih evari maata vianadu !!
punch : anthe le age baar ayyika inkem vinipistundi papam !!
7)Ek Niranjan : Amma ledu nanna ledu ... ek niranjan !!
punch : you naughty.. vallidaru lekunda nuvella vachhavamma !!
8)Krishna Agni Parvatam : Aggi pette unda ??
punch : sorry bro, pullalu aypoyayi !!
9)jr: Amma thodu addanga narikestha
Mutton musthan: ettaina narukkora bhai nelaku 300 istha..
10)DVSK lo Shakuni with Suyodhana:
Hita purohita bhrutya aamaatya saamantha dhanda naayaka vaara vanitha janathaa nrutya naatya kalaa vinoda manoharambagu parivaaramutho, chaturanga bala samethulai, sata sodara samanvitulai, sri sri sri gaandhaariii sutaagrajulu indraprastha puramunaku vijayam cheyavalasinde... !!
Punch :
Andaram kalisi poodamani okka mukkalo cheppocchu kadayya...neekenduku peddayanaa ee vayasulo intha pedda samaasaalu..mallii emanna ante daggu vasthundi antaav..... !!
11)Chiru : Telugu basha lo naaku nachhani padam Kshaminchinadi !!
punch : parledu english lo sorry cheppeyyndi !!
12)Mahesh Pokiri : Cinemalu soodatledti ??
Punch : ledu pandu gaaru ee madhya tv ads thone gadipesunnam !!
13)Chandramukhi : La Ka La Ka La Ka ....
Punch : La taruvata ka kaadu Ka taruvaa LA, chass araavollu telugu maatidite ilaage untadi !!
14)Rajini : Naa daari Rahadaari ..
Punch : ee ooru eltundo ??
15)James Bond, Chiru, Balayya are traveling on a same plane ..
Bond sits next to chiru ...
B: Hi, I am Bond, James Bond !!
C : Hi,
I'm Prasad
Vara Prasad,
Shakara Vara Prasad
Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad
Konidela Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad !!
bond ki dimma tirigi, he changes his seat, and sits next to Bala
Bond : Hi, I'm Bond, James Bond.
Balayya : aayi, My father then and, you know aaahh ... maa ... aaah mari ...aah ..
(after 5 min Bond jumps off the plane) !!
16)Genelia :Anthe naa ...veeelithe naalugu maatalu .. kudhirithe Kappu cofffee.. !!
Punch: mundu bill evaru kadatro cheppi tagalettu !!
Best Worst Of Everything
Edho Funny gaa ( chiraku gaa kooda unnayi anukondi) andhuke posting :D Click read more for more pics :D :lol:Funny Customer care Service of pizza hut
Already idhi mails roopam lo chaala mandhiki vacchindhi... But inka choodani vallu unte valla kosam... Thnks sriram For sharing this... Click On read More
After the year 2020, i think the customer care services of pizza hut
are gonna be like this...Read and enjoy
Operator : 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......
889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your
mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
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Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from
the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99'
Customer: 'Can I pay by! credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last
year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer: ' What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer: ' ????'
Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic....... '
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'
Customer: [Faints]
D-2 Comedies
Choottu crowd meedha padipothunnatu aa security endho... Jr serious gaa vaccheyadam ento... Pm security level lo aa security guards ki dress code endho... lol :D :D
P.s : evarini Hurt cheyyali vetakram cheyyali ani kaadhu..,ala browsing chesthuntey e pics choosa, manchi comedy gaa anipinchi post chesthunna :) nad also Click on the image 2 c in bigger size
K.A PAUL Rocksssssss
Prajasanthi party adhyakshudu Malli form loki vaccharu... recent andhra floods gurunchi paul annai comments choodandi..raccha rabasa anthey... srilanka president kofi annan anta.... rosayya cm avutahdu ani 2 years back cheppadu anta..28 presidents tho summit anta... Newyork nundi direct gaa vacchesaru... :D kummav paul annai... u rock anthey.. =))
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